My name is Mackenzie, I'm 14 and a freshman.
AIM is wethekingsxx

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22nd November 2009

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What's the difference between bateries and women?

Batteries have positive sides.

22nd November 2009

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How do you make five pounds of fat look good?

Add a nipple.

21st November 2009

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I HAVE A JOKE.

What kind of bird brings a white baby? A stork

What kind of bird brings a black baby? A blackbird

What kind of bird brings no baby? A swallow.

21st November 2009

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...oh I GOT THIS GUYS. It's been a long night.

21st November 2009

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SURPRISINGLY, BOYS DO NOT OFTEN LIKE ME!!!!

taylor-182:

WHAT A TWIST

PLEASE UNBLOCK ME I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

21st November 2009

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For about a brief hour tonight she wasn't the center of my universe.

She wasn’t even on my fucking mind.

16th November 2009

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Are you gone and on to someone new? I needed somewhere to hang my head without your noose

15th November 2009

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WOW been super busy.

11th November 2009

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I really don't want to deal with this bullshit anymore

It gets old.

11th November 2009

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This is the greatest movie ever.